Send Nasty Nigel
where he belongs —
in the Bin(face)

🇬🇧 WE ARE THE COUNTRY THAT GAVE THE WORLD

BOATY McBOATFACE MR BEAN THE MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS THE LETTUCE THAT OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS*

So perhaps the most British outcome imaginable would be Count Binface defeating Nigel Farage.

* What even is a Liz Truss? No — me neither.

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